Don't trust rich people-no matter how nice they seem

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Why i never visit my rich friend.

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend:

Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda,

Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush

tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "

Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst ."

Saya NOKOS.....

Kelas Tadika Biru tiba-tiba ada bau-bau. Guru kelas mendekati si Boboi yang telah beberapa kali kedapatan kentut didalam kelas:

"Boboi, kau kentut lagi kah?"
"Tidak cikgu..."
"Tapi, kenapa kau macam bau-bau nii?"
"Saya tidak kentut cikgu. Saya NOKOSIRIT......Sori kio!"

(Nokosirit perkataan Dusun yang bererti ada tahi sikit terkeluar semasa terkentut!)

Kisah Si Ah Bian

Kisah pertama: Kenapa si Ah Bian pergi tingu wayang bersama denga 18 org kawannya? Sebab, di bawah 18 tidak dibenarkan masuk!

(Why did Ah Bian go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed! )

Kisah kedua: Si Ah Bian mau beli TV berwarna. Jadi dia pegi kedai lah.
Ah Bian: "Tokey, ada TV yang ada warnakah?
Tokey: "Ada!
Ah Bian:" Bah, kasi saya warna hijau ahh."

(Ah Bian wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Bian : "Tokey, Do you have color TV ?"
Tokey: "Yes !"
Ah Bian : "Give me a green one, please.)

Bunting!

Ray terjumpa kawan lamanya, Jon dan bertanya hal isterinya.

Ray: "Wah! Jon saya dengar bini kau, bunting sudah."
Jon: "Celaka! Kenapa kau cakap bini saya bunting?!"
Ray: "Bah, saya dengar-dengar gitulah. Betulkah itu?"
Jon:"Tidak! Bini saya hamil mah...."
Ray:"Samalah bah erti tu!"
Jon:"Tidak sama. Bunting tuu untuk binatang macam karabau atau sapi!"
Ray:"Bah...sorilah....."
Jon:"He he he...saya pahamlah bah maksud kau tii. Main-main mah..He he he."

(Nota: didalam perbualan, Marilah kita belajar menggunakan perkataan yang bagus dan betul bin NGAM!)

Menggatal.

Seorang anak bertanya kepada bapanya yang sedang mengikat tali kasutnya:"
"Pak, kau pegi mana?"
"Pegi Menggatal bah!"
"Aik! Masi menggatalkah? Nanti saya kasi tau mama!"

(Nota: Dalam perkahwinan memang ada godaan. Tapi, tabahkan hati dan jangan lupa berdoa.Mohon kekuatan daripada Tuhan. Kalau pergi ke pekan Menggatal, tidak ada apa-apa bah tuu. Jangan saya sampai sana asyik menggatal saja! Jagalah kemurnian perkahwinan.He he he...)

Dusun

Guru: "Boboi...Kau pandaikah cakap Bahasa Dusun?"
Boboi: "Pandai bah Cigu! Kalau ianya didalam Bahasa Malaysia."

(Nota: Bah! Kada lingai balajar tokoh gia doh boros doh Dusun kio..)

A tap on the driver

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,"Please, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a funeral car for the last 25 years."

Speak inglish not so good

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu . The poor lady was not very proficient English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store and asked her husband to..........................................................................................................................................
Hey! What are you thinking?! .....Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!

Kerabau

Diana: "Rita, laki saya kan bertambah berat badan sejak kami kahwin. Gemuk bah dia sekarang. Adakah cara kasi kurangkan berat badan cara kampung-kampung punya?"
Rita: "Ada bah tuu. Kamu ada kerabaukah?"
Diana: "Ada. Kenapa?
Rita:"Bah, kau suruh laki kau naik kerabau dan kasi lari itu kerabau kira-kira lima atau lapan kali pusing itu padang setiap hari. Bah, cubalah bilang sama dia. Nanti minggu depan kita jumpa lagi kio..."
(SELEPAS SEMINGGU)
Rita: "Diana, apa macam sekarang laki kau? Tambah hansemkah? Sudah kurus sikit-sikitkah?"
Diana"Huhhhhhhh! Bukan dia yang kurus.... Kerabau yang kurus!"(Ha!Ha ha ha...)

(Nota: Bah, rajin-rajinlah bersukan. Dan jangan talampau makan dan minum dengan pusas! Pandai-pandailah JAGA BADAN. Sayang-sayanglah itu badan. Nanti sakit-sakit sendiri juga yang sengsara. Dan bikin kasi susah orang lagi tuu! He he he...)

Pisang berbuah dua kali...

Guru bertanya kepada murid Kelas Tahun Satu erti "Pisang berbauh dua kali."

Guru : "Kamal apa maksud "Pisang berbuah dua kali."
Murid: "Untung besar, cikgu."
Guru : "Salah!"
Murid:"Cikgu, kenapa pula? Salahkah pisang berbuah dua kali? Untung bah tuu...."

(Guru pun garu-gara kepala sambil tersenyum. Kerana memang

ada ke-logik-an jawapan budak tu. )

Bukti yang kukuh!

"Marahkah nii?"
"Saya bukan marah."
"Kenapa tinggikan suara?
"Untuk pastikan kau dengar apa saya cakaplah.Bodoh!"
"Bah! Marah lah nii?"
"Kau perlukan bukti yang kukuh?"
"Yaa....tapi apa maksud kau?
Tub! Tub! Tub!
"Kenapa kau tumbuk saya? Aduh...Aduh..."
"Bah! kau mau bukti yang kukuh kan? Rasakan...."

Lawyer buruk!

Seorang pekerja didapati "curi tulang".

Boss: "Apa kau ni ! Malas!

Pekerja: "Boss....saya bukan malas. Saya tak suka terlalu banyak aktiviti bah... "

Boss: "Lawyer buruk!"

Pekerja: "Kalau saya Lawyer, Boss. Saya tak kerja sini mah..."

Boss:"LUYAR BURUK!!!

Pekerja: Boss....kalau saya lawyer. Saya saman kau!"

Sama saja!

Seorang gadis manja berkata,"Bapa, saya akan memutuskan pertunangan saya dengan John."

"Kenapa pula?" soal bapa sambil memegang tangan anak kesayangannya itu.

"Sebab John terlalu cerewet! Sikit-sikit menegur.Malaslah saya asyik kena tegur!" katnya sambil menghentak-hentak kakinya ke lantai. Dan kebetulan pada saat John datang dan berkata:

"Kenapa main hentak-hentak nii. Tak baik begitu didepan bapa."

"Nah kan bapa! Betulkan cakap saya! Johan memang selalu macam ini. Bosanlah saya!"

"Eyeh! Nama dia John lah....bukan Johan."

"Huh! Bapa pun sama saja! Malas saya!

Siapa yang Hebat?

Beruang: "Kalau saya menguam didalam hutan, seluruh haiwan didalam hutan mengigil ketakutan!"

Singa: "Kalau saya menguam didalam hutan, semua binatang didalam hutan akan ketakutan dengan saya!"

Babi:" Kalau saya batuk sekali saja..... seluruh dunia akan hidup didalam ketakutan.(He he he he...)

Animal Talks

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

Beware of "Swine flu"(H1N1)

Beza lampu

Dua orang tua sedang berborak-borak:

A: Mann.....apakah perbezaan diantara lampu bilik dengan lampu stadium?
B: Ahh....senang bah tuuu!
A: Bah! jawaplah....
B: Lampu bilik kecil, tidak mahal dan tak begitu terang. Lampu stadium pula besar, terang betul dan mahal lagi tuu.
A: Betul juga jawapan kau tu. Tapi bukan jawapan ini yang saya cari.
B:Jadi, apa jawapanya.
A: Lampu bilik, kalau main, tutup lampu. Kalau lampu stadium, kalau main, dipasang terang-teranglah. (He he he...).
B: Cisss.....loyar buruk! Tapi, logik juga yaa....(He he he..)

Best Insulting words!

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.

Dimana ada dua atau tiga orang berkumpul...

Seorang paderi muda bertanya kepada seorang paderi yang sudah lanjut usianya, kenapa ia kelihatan tak happy.
Fr.1: "Helo..Father. Kenapa nampak macam risau saja?
Fr.2: "Apa tidak risau! Sejak kebelakangan ini sifat beberapa umat membuat saya risau sekali."
Fr.1:"Kenapa pula?"
Fr.2:"Kau tau. Dulu biasanya "Dimana dua atau tiga orang berkumpul" memang jelas sekali kehadiran Tuhan ditengah-tengah mereka. Kerana mereka berkumpul untuk membaca Alkitab dan berdoa. Tetapi kini.......lain sudah! Mereka berjudi bah!

(Tidak baiklah berjudi terutama di masa ada Kematian.)

Money

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty -dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. Why? Because I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.."
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church ."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

Pastor's mother

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps, "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired..
"No." he said..
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

Kentut?

Tiba-tiba ketenangan didalam Kelas Tadika dipecahkan dengan suatu "keharuman yang aneh" sekali. Lalu Guru kelas berlegar-legar didalam kelas ini kerana ingin tahu. Fikirnya jangan-jangan ada budak yang kentut nii. Ya! memang benar sangkaannya.
Cikgu: " Boboi! Kau kentutkah?"
Boboi: "Tidaklah......."
Cikgu: "Tapi...saya terhidu macam kau bau-bau nii."
Boboi:"Emmmmm....minta maaf cikgu saya tidak kentut. Saya NOKOSIRIT..."

(Nota. Nokosirit didalam bahasa Dusun bererti terkeluar tahi sikit-sikit. Biasanya gara-gara menahan kentut. He he he.)

Makan kedai

Ibu: "Bah! Anak-anak cepat-cepat. Mami tidak ada masa masak hari ini. Jadi kita pegi makan kedai.Cepat! saya lapar ni!" Tiba-tiba seorang daripada anaknya yang baru-baru saja masuk kelas satu berkata: "Saya tidak mau pegi......"
Ibu: "Kenapa pula? Sedap bah makan kedai...sayang..."
Anak:"Tidak mau. Nanti patah-patah lah gigi saya mami. Karas bah tu kedai...batu dan simen bah tuu."
Ibu: "Luyur buruk! Mantang-mantanglah dah masuk sekolah! Yaa....lah. Ya...lah...Kita bukan makan kedai. Kita pegi makan di kedai!"

(Nota: Luyur=Lawyer/Peguam)

Remember me....

Bagus betul ini lagu...."Remember me this way.
Cuba-cuba gia dengar. Bikin keluar air mata juga kalau ada seseorang yang benar-benar anda MISS @ Rindu tapi dah.........gia tiada.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjSTwF2a7DQ

Sungguh bertuah!

Dua orang kawan yang sedarjah semasa di bangku sekolah secara kebetulan bertemu di Supermarket. Memang menyoronokkan terutama sekali bila bercerita tentang kisah lalu. Akhirnya mereka bercakap mengenai perkahwinan.
Bakar: "Apa macam bini yang kau dapat?"
Mamai: "Hey....saya punya bini macam malaikat bah. Baik betul tapi dia dah pergi dua tahun yang lalu. Kadang-kadang tuu...saya rindu betul dengan dia.."
Bakar:"Wah! Kau memang betul-betul bertuah. Saya nii......Huhh! Bini masih hidup bah!"

Really lucky!

Two friends met after forty years. It was a wonderful occasion. Finally their topic was on marriage.
Max: "What kind of a wife did you get?
Jon : "My wife is an angel. Yess....she was so wonderful!"
Max: "She WAS.......you mean..."
Jon : "She passed away two years ago."
Max: "Wow! You are really lucky. My wife is still alive!"

Cakap saya bilang!

Kelas darjah satu tiba-tiba berbau. Guru kelas
bertanya kepada kanak-kanak didalam kelas.
"Siapa kentut nii? Bau betul? Cakap! Cakap!
Semua kanak-kanak diam sahaja. ? Guru bertanya lagi.
"Cakap saya bilang! Cakap! Siapa yang kentut?"
Tapi, kanak-kanak semuanya diam. Tapi, tiba-tiba seorang anak angkat tangan.
"Oh.....kau yang kentut yaa..." jeling guru dengan mata yang tajam.
"Tidak Cikgu... Tidak,"kata anak itu.
"Jadi, kenapa kau angkat tangan?"
"Emmmm.....tiada yang cakap-cakap. Cikgu saja. Barangkali cikgu yang kentut...." kata anak itu dengan suara yang terketar-ketar sambil menutup mulutnya. Ini diikuti dengan "Ha ha ha haaa.... " dari semua murid. Hati guru bagaikan dikejutkan dengan petir dan kilat tapi masih.....mampu tersenyum lebar. Bukan apa! Tapi, macam logik pula kata-kata anak yang comel ini(fikir guru berkenaan).
" Adoi giaa.....Cuteeee........betul kau boy........" katanya sambil menahan sabar tapi perut bergerak-gerak juga kerana menahan ketawa. He he he ....

Too much of screen saver!

A man came up to the gate of heaven and God wasn't sure what to do with him. On one hand, he gave a lot of charity, but on the other hand, he did a terrible things. So God decided to give him a choice of whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.

The man said: "Well, what are heaven and hell like?"
God takes him to heaven where he sees a group of holy men and women reading over various holy texts. Then, He takes him to hell where he sees a beautiful beach with palm treee and a lot of sexy girls. Without giving it much thought, the man says, "I'll take hell."

A few days later, God goes down to see how the man is doing, and he's so angry. "It's sooooo hot here! This isn't what I saw before!"To which God replies, "I'm sorry, you must have seen too much of screen saver!"

J.K.R

Singkatan J.K.R yang sebenarnya (bererti Jabatan Kerja Raya ) memang popular kerana ia biasanya dikaitan dengan usik-usikkan "Jangan Kerja Rajin." Kata orang, ini ada kaitan dengan banyak kejadian dimana kerja atau projek yang dikendalikan oleh jabatan ini selalu saja lambat siap. Betulkan? Tidak semua begitulah...Walau bagaiman pun ada juga kebenaran usikkan ini. Sebab itu, baiklah jika ianya diubah supaya ianya berbentuk seruhan dan amaran: "Jaga! Kerja Rajin-rajin!! Kalau tidak kena buang kerja!"

Selain daripada itu. ada juga orang yang berpendapat bahawa singkatan ini juga boleh diberi perbagai erti. Contohnya adalah seperti dibawa:
Jasa Kepada Rakyat(Kata seorang Menteri)
Jangan Kuat Rasuah(Khas untuk orang-orang macam-macam!)
Jauh-jauh Kentut. Rosak!(Suatu teguran yang berbisa)
Jangan Kacau Rina(Nama kekasih lah tuu..).
Jantung Ku Resah(Ada masalah bah).
Jatuh Kepada Rasuah(Tidak berdaya menolak godaan RM).
Jaguh Kasi Rasuah(Sikit-sikit, kasih rasuah).
Jahat.Kedekut.Rosak!
Jalan Kena Rosak.
Jauhilah Kejahatan & Rasuah.

Marah-marah

Seorang ibu bertanya kepada suaminya,"Kenapa kau
marah-marah itu anak-anak petang tadi?"
"Saya bukan marah-marah tuu! Saya teriak-teriak
saja bah tuu..."jawapnya sambil besahaja.

Kek kahwinlah!Wedding cake!

Seorang doktor memberi ceramah kesihatan kepada para warga emas yang kebanyakannya dah menjangkau umur diantara 65 tahun sehingga 75 tahun.
Dia bertanya:" Tahukan kamu apakah makanan yang paling merbahaya dan yang boleh membawa kesengasaraan sepanjang hidup kamu?"
"Makanan yang terlalu banyak garam" kata seorang wanita yang dah putih sekali rambutnya.
"Yaa.....boleh diterima. Ada lagi jawapan lain.."
"Yang manis-manis" sahut seorang wanita yang gigi depannya dah hilang.
"Yaa....betul juga. Ada lagi jawapan lain?"
Tiba-tiba seorang lelaki tua yang kelihatan seperti marah, berdiri dan dengan suara yang kuat berkata"Kek kahwinlah! Wedding cake!!!

Bapa

Seorang anak kecil bertanya kepada ibunya yang dah menjadi janda lebih kurang 4 bulan.
"Mak, bulikah kau beli saya mainan?"
"Buli...Apa kau mau pun?"
"Belikan saya BAPA yaa...."

Smart boy!

A young man goes off to a private boarding college. Half way through his studies, he has foolishly finished all his money. So, he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe this that there is a fantastic program here that will teach a dog, how to talk!”

“Wow! That’s amazing. I'll our dog to that program? How much is the cost?”

“Just $1,500” the young man says.

“Ok." So, his father sends their dog and $1,500. However, sooner than that he runs out of money again. So, he calls home again.

“So how’s our dog doing, my son?” his father asks.

“ Fantastic! Dad, he can talk now!” he says, “but you just won’t believe this, dad. Now, they’ve an advanced class now. They have started to teach the dogs how to read!”

“Read? How do we get our dog in that class?” asks his father.

“Just send $3,500, and I’ll send him to this advanced class.” The money promptly arrives. But there is a real problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

“Where’s our dog? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad,” the boy says, “I have some bad news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, our dog was reading the Gossip section of the National Newspaper and then he turned to me and asked, “So, is your daddy still messing’ around with that blonde lady who lives in town?”

The father exclaimed, “I hope you shot that bloody dog! Before he tells your mother!”

“I certainly did, Dad!”

“That’s my boy!”

(Note:The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.)

Gincu

"Abang, kenapa lama betul pulang hari ini?" tanya seorang isteri kepada suaminya yang dah hampir tengah malam baru pulang dari pejabat.
"Banyak kerja bah! Jadi, Terpaksalah overtime. "
"Overtime kah atau over dating dan... gincu dileher tuu dapat kat mana?

(Moralnya: Jangan berlaku curang. Setialah kepada

pasangan anda sampai mati)

Bergaduh dan racun

Seorang suami bertengkar dengan isterinya sebelum pergi kerja. Di pejabat dia merasa bersalah sekali dan ingin berbaik-baik lagi dengan isterinya. Lalu dia memanggil isterinya dengan Handphone.
"Hello Darling....Sori ahhh...Apa kau masak untuk malam ini?
"Racun!" kata isterinya dengan nada yang tinggi dan masih marah lagi.
"Oh! Kalau begitu, kau buat satu mangkuk saja untuk kau! Saya tidak makan malam ini!"

(Jangan panjangkan pergaduhan suami-isteri tidak baik. Berdamailah...)

Tahi minum?

"Saya benci betul, isteri saya setiap malam pergi

dari pub ke pub!", kata Jon kepada kawan sepejabat dengannya.

"Oh! Dia tahi minumkah?"

"Tidaklah! Dia ada tabiat yang ganjil! Mencari saya!"

"Untung kau dapat bini macam itu. Dia sayang kau bah tuu...Jon!"

Siapa yang bodoh?

Seorang bapa begitu beria-ia mahu menunjukkan kepada kawannya bahawa anak lelakinya yang ketiga adalah anaknya yang paling bodoh. Dia meletak RM2.00 ditangan kanannya dan RM.1.00 disebelah kiri lalu memanggil anaknya yang ketiga.
"Boi boi, ambil duit yang kau mahu." Anak itu dengan cepat mengambil wang disebelah kiri lalu pergi membeli gula-gula.
"Nah kan! Betulkan cakap saya. Inilah anak saya yang paling bodoh.Dia bukan ambil yang RM2.00. Dia ambil pula yang RM1.00. Banyak kali sudah saya buat begini tetapi anak nii.....ambil juga yang RM1.00! Bodoh betul!"

Tidak lama daripada itu kawan bapa anak itu terjumpa anak itu sedang memakan gula-gula. Dia bertanya:"Boi boi, kenapa kau tidak ambil yang RM2.00?" Anak itu menjawap:"Kalau saya ambil yang RM2.00, TAMATlah... wayang bapa...."katanya sambil ketawa kecil,"He he he.......Pakcik, siapa yang bodoh?"