Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ulangtahun perkahwinan

Isteri: Darling...mari kita rayakan Ulangtahun
perkahwinan kita yang ke sepuluh dengan
ayam panggang!

Suami: Huuu....kenapa pula ayam yang tak
berdosa perlukan dikorban untuk suatu peristiwa
yang berlaku sepuluh tahun yang lalu?


Wife: Darling, it is our tenth wedding anniversary.
Let's celebrate with a roasted chicken!

Husband: What? Why kill a poor chicken for
something that happened ten years ago?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Preacher and horse

A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen." He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord." The horse started going toward the edge of a cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!" Then he remembered and said, "Amen," and the horse stopped at the edge of the cliff. The preacher was so relieved and grateful that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!"