Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Too much of screen saver!

A man came up to the gate of heaven and God wasn't sure what to do with him. On one hand, he gave a lot of charity, but on the other hand, he did a terrible things. So God decided to give him a choice of whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.

The man said: "Well, what are heaven and hell like?"
God takes him to heaven where he sees a group of holy men and women reading over various holy texts. Then, He takes him to hell where he sees a beautiful beach with palm treee and a lot of sexy girls. Without giving it much thought, the man says, "I'll take hell."

A few days later, God goes down to see how the man is doing, and he's so angry. "It's sooooo hot here! This isn't what I saw before!"To which God replies, "I'm sorry, you must have seen too much of screen saver!"

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