Kisah Si Ah Bian

Kisah pertama: Kenapa si Ah Bian pergi tingu wayang bersama denga 18 org kawannya? Sebab, di bawah 18 tidak dibenarkan masuk!

(Why did Ah Bian go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed! )

Kisah kedua: Si Ah Bian mau beli TV berwarna. Jadi dia pegi kedai lah.
Ah Bian: "Tokey, ada TV yang ada warnakah?
Tokey: "Ada!
Ah Bian:" Bah, kasi saya warna hijau ahh."

(Ah Bian wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Bian : "Tokey, Do you have color TV ?"
Tokey: "Yes !"
Ah Bian : "Give me a green one, please.)