Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Donkey/Ass
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in a race again and it won again. The local newspaper read:

"PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT".

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local newspaper headline read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".

This was too much for the Bishop that he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headinle the next day:

"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".

The Bishop fainted.

2 comments:

Bitta said...

Hello REv. Fr. Patrick,

That is hysterically funny. I almost fell of my chair laughing out loud.

Anyway, wah bloggimg juga kau Father. Bah ngam lah tuu. I accidently came accros former Deacon Albert's blog too.

Can I link your blog to my favourite bloggers blog list.

By the way, I am Bertha Damian bah from Kg. Bambangan, if you remember me still, used to be St. Catherine youth member lah long time ago.

Now I am residing here in Oregon, USA.

pjerik said...

Hello Bertha..terkejut juga sia bah. Ok bah kalo kau. So just put me in your Link list. No problem. Sori kio...lambat terbalas. Baru yesterday i saw your request bah. My email pjerik2002@yahoo.com
Bai2 & God bless you. Take care kio