"PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT".
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local newspaper headline read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".
This was too much for the Bishop that he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headinle the next day:
"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted.