Friday, November 7, 2008

A Judge's Dilemma


In a small town, a man decided to open up a night club which was right opposite to a small church. The members of the church with thier pastor started a campaign to protest the opening the night club. However, a few days later, a lightning struck the club and it was burnt to the ground. The church's people were rather relief but the owner sued the church on the grounds that it was through their prayers responsible for lighting which destroyed his club.

In its reply to the court, the church strongly denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:
"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a night club owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn't."

Monday, November 3, 2008

Bikin suspense aje...

Setelah berkenalan lebih kurang setahun dengan seorang lelaki yang tampan bernama Mann, Ayu akhirnya mempunyai keberanian untuk bertanya,"Mann, u sukakah kat saya?" Dengan lantang ia menjawap,"Tidak!" Maka sambil tersidu-sidu menangislah, si Ayu. Dengan suara yang terketer-keter ia berkata," Kalau gitu... buat apa kau tiap-tiap minggu bawa saya jalan-berdating?" Sambil tersenyum Mann berkata," Kerana! kerana....... aku cinta.... padamu......."(he he he he...). "Ahh.........u nii bikin suspense aje...," dengan nada yang lunak dan manja.